Stories for the Grandkids…

Ok so I keep a small bottle of mouthwash in my car for those everday situations such as after eating or when I just feel the need for less stank in my mouth.  I got off work today at around four o’clock and hopped in my car for my lovely hour-long drive home.  I had just eaten so I grabbed this bottle of mouthwash and popped it open to take a swig.  Had I realized that this little fella had been baking in the heat all day, I may have chosen otherwise.    So I swig this mouthwash/molten-lava and immediately regret my decision.  In stead of spitting it all over my car I kind of accidentaly swallowed a bunch of it, which in turn caused me to cough and gag.  Let me tell you, gagging on mouthwash the temperature of the sun is no walk in the park.  It burns and slightly resembles being sprayed with mace given that at this point it was coming out of my nose and burning my eyes as well.  I will say this, on the bright side, I have learned a valuable lesson from my little mishap today.